This is the Aussie Bus or correctly titled the nOiZyBUS. We are sure that many people on this bus are considerate, reasonable people who are on the trip because they want to see the world on the way to Oz.
They need to learn that this is not how it is done.
This bus is Big Brother on Wheels and they must play the game properly. They must follow the leaders - that is those girls who screech loudly and often especially after 12 at night and the blokes with those monotonous hearty laughs who keep the noise levels up when the girls are drawing a breath. They must learn that it is necessary to frequently visit the toilet block while talking loudly after midnight and before 7am - that is only if you have trashed the loos, used all the loo paper and the hot water in half an hour and left your debris scattered about it first. Remember you are the only people on the campsite. Serious elderly campers doing culture, families with small children, and any other adventurer needing an early night before an early start simply do not count. Make sure you get on the campsite before other campers have the opportunity to make a laager with their camper vans to keep you out. Remember you are tough and your bus driver doesn't need the requisite hours of rest. Also you don't have to look at the cleaners swilling down your mess in the loos.
As reasonable people you may think you will enjoy the view from the bus but you must learn that window seats are for the nOiZiest people because they can't sleep on the aisle seats. Anyway some of those non-people campers have smeared the windows with soap and flour while you were having your party. Go to sleep. You are only there for the beer after all.
This is a photo of some pitches at Balatonfüred, on Lake Balaton in Hungary, which failed the John-and-Ruth-unanimous-choice test. The reason our van is not in the picture is that it was taking the photo.
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