Saturday, 26 July 2008

Two Jokes

Not something we do much of, jokes. But here goes. One of them is an old, but favourite joke, the other I made up tonight (C).

1. Q.) What is the difference between an encounter of a cockerel and a hen and a Live Sex Show in Amsterdam?
A.) One is all flapping and clucking and the other is all .......

2. Q.) What is the difference between a cockerel and a lawyer?
A.) A cockerel clucks defiance and a lawyer.......

1 comment:

Chimera said...

Do you know how long those jokes take for dyslexics??
Glad you 'all blogging again.

It was a town in Estonia...I googled it. I can't say it either.

Thanks for your comment. i was worried I would make you feel horrible. I didn't want to but it wasn't the best of visits ....however I came to conclusion you had a lot on your mind. Do it again though and you sleep at Asda.
Love love to the gorgeous Mum,
Take care you both and keep me posted,
T xx!