Sunday 19 January 2014

PRESIDENT HOLLANDE FALLS INTO VERY HOT WATER INDEED!



President Hollande has fallen into yet deeper trouble over his choice of scooter when he visits his actress friend, Julie Gayet. A Peugeot concessionaire has written to Arnaud Montebourg, minister in charge of promoting French products. The letter starts:-

 
“Minister, it is with very great pleasure that we learned that the President of the Republic assures his personal mobility on a 3-wheeled scooter. Our joy is however slightly lessened by the fact that the presidential scooter is a foreign brand”, begins the missive. Indeed, if the Italian brand, Piaggio and its emblematic model three-wheeled MP3 are the market leader, Peugeot is now a serious competitor. Their ‘Metropolis’, released in 2013, "well-received by consumers, is sensitive to the ”Made in France” label”. The scooter was also labelled “France original guaranteed” by the association Pro France.  

 
Noting a space in the President’s personal diary on Friday, from 11 to 5, the concessionaire offers him a test ride of the Peugeot machine. They also note that all is not lost. The President has a French helmet.


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